Bob Schneider - The Other Side lyrics

I have reason to believe the gra** might be a little greener on the other side I have reason to believe that if I turned myself inside out I might get out alive and I have reason to believe that if you get it right just once you would be satisfied I have reason to believe the gra** might be a little greener on the other side I have reason to believe that everything you do or say well it is just a dream and I have reason to believe that this electric midnight feelings filled with razor beams I have reason to believe that if I could just be all that you want that I'd have some place I could hide I have reason to believe the gra** might be a little greener on the other side I have reason to believe that if I were just a little taller I'd be better off I have reason to believe That if my head came with a switch Why I would turn it off I have reason to believe That everything that I have learned Is all just a goddamn lie I have reason to believe the gra** might be a little greener on the other side