Bob Schneider - Tokyo lyrics

I went where all the girls are beautiful Golden hair and radiant smiles Cocaine high oblivion to pain It made me feel so inadequate And insane for the feel good feeling High inside their helium trancemade vapor Feeling grim and grimy Oh Tokyo's not far enough away To where I wanna be today But lonely ain't a word with me Absurd you see in crowded rooms That's where it hits me Splits me right in half Out spills the emptiness No one wants to talk with someone cut in two And acting werewolf crazy Hairdooed and out of control Would you like some company No thanks I've had my fill today Tokyo's not far enough away Oh No... Tokyo's not far enough away I wanna ride this party off into the sunset It's a mystery to see that girl over there With the beer and the queer Looking so debonair and she don't care about this This looking so good feeling so fine Motherf**er that I be Cold chilling in the place Taste yes I've got it any more Got the cold dinty moore And dental damns and Irish ham and rocket jam oh Cause Tokyo's not far enough away from where I want to be... Today Oh No... Cause Tokyo's not far enough away from where I want to be... Today I don my fake fur feather boa just like Noah An I'm tiger skin an I'm f**ing mackin the clones ain't got no style just wait a while Turn on the dial and see my face with cuties Gettin so much booty It's my duty to rock this f**er like Stan Getz Get your paws off my cigarettes I smoke sherman you german looking vermin You're squirmin now Tokyo's not far enough away from where I want to be... Today Oh no Tokyo's not far enough away from where I want to be... Today Oh no Tokyo's not far enough away from where I want to be... Today