Bob Schneider - The Enemy Inside of me lyrics

Well I was broke down at Rose n' Bee With a Puerto Rican speed freak Aztec in my eye hole Acid in the ca**erole Money on the moon man Mola**es in the bed pan I woke up in the bug bin Dipped in nitroglycerin You can be my peppermint and I will be your fingerprints Porky pig and?? I'll lay you in the crib tonight Dealin' with the Earth pig Finger on the k** trick Cake full of chocolate Happy as a sea beet ?? got no bones b**h Got the sugar daddy s** twitch Codeine by the table spoon Sweeter than a honey moon Siamese still born By the milk and popcorn Watermelon razor blade Hide behind my window shade [chorus] I took a trip and went to see The enemy inside of me We had tea and a stack of OG Sang a little song sound like a symphony I dug a hole Smoked a bowl Get a cold Dope pineapple flavored ca**erole Took a trip to the bottom of the sun All I really wanna do is have some fun It may be wrong But I believe that one day the light everyone will see Got the iron fist of Jesus Holdin' up the sun Even the devil needs some love Just like anyone (what the f** you talkin' about b**h?) Unless it got the finger bones That bend the wheel of fate The angle of whatever She wants to make of it Boy punched his mother Right in the back of her neck Then he flew around the pool room And paid her some respect Well every time the clock ticks It gets you closer to the grave You might be leanin' into heaven You might be too far gone to save [chorus] x2