Bob Rivers - The No Smoking Song lyrics

I aye aye aye aye A lady that I know works in an office all day She used a smokeless ashtray with a fan When she was told it was no longer okay They had to pry the Camels from her hand They said no no no no You can't smoke here no more Your lucky you can still smoke outdoors It causes disease And makes your co-workers sneeze And anyway it's now against the law A man once had a yen for Oriental Cuisine At the finest Chinese restaurant in the land When he lit up the waiter let out a scream And smashed it out in his moo goo guy pan No no no no you can't smoke here no more We're tired of rakin' buts off the floor He said no smokin' please And something rude in Chinese You go now, chop chop chop Eww It stinks here anyways Aye aye aye aye aye A man I know just got a flight from Sand Diego They said you cannot smoke until we land He couldn't do without his Marlboro The locked him for smoking in the can They said no no no no You can't smoke here no more We told you when you first came on board It causes disease and makes the pa**engers wheeze And anyway it's now against the law