Bob Rivers - There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis lyrics

There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis The King of Rock and Roll Take a look at the double chin He's weighing about 310 With golden chains and sequined belt below There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis Down at the K-Mart store But the scariest sight to see Is that jolly VIP In a pompadour A pair of blue suede boots and a beard with black roots And a face you knew way back when A drawl in his talk and a swaggering walk And the hips that wiggled back then My mom and dad can barely wait to see the King again He's a Santa who sounds a lot like Elvis With every ho ho ho There's that faint peanut bu*ter smell Whenever he says noel Those lips are always twitching to and fro There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis Soon the band will start And the thing that would pleasure Bing Is a carol by the King Right here in K-mart You ain't nothing but a reindeer Flying all the time You ain't nothing but a reindeer Flying all the time Well you ain't never brought a present And you ain't no friend of mine Hey, we're here every day from 2 to 4. If you want to feed the reindeer just leave ‘em a peanut bu*ter and ‘nanner sandwich. They'll eat it later. He's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis Well, thank you very much. Thank you. Signs you can't ignore Well, I have put on a few pounds It's the wackiest thing to see Buddy Holly's on his knee Boy, you're a skinny little feller aren't you? And I'm almost sure Sure it's Elvis once more Uh, ho ho ho, ho ho ho. Thank you. Thank you very much.