Bob Rivers - Hey You! Get Off My House lyrics

I woke up Christmas morning It was a little bit before 3 O'clock I sprang from bed looking out the window To investigate a noise outside When in flies a guy all dressed up in red And carrying a sack He was at least 300 pounds You know I swear I heard my ceiling go crack I said Hey You Get offa my roof Hey You Get down from my house Hey You Get offa my roof Don't hang around or I'll shoot you down From my house baby Those jingle bells were ringing I said hey how'd you get a deer up that high A voice said hohoho how are ya He must be outta his mind I said it's three am there's too much noise And my children they're all nestled in bed Get the deer poop off my house Before I blast your candy-a** outta that sled I said Hey You Get offa my roof Hey You Get down from my house Hey You Get offa my roof Don't hang around or I'll shoot you down From my house baby Hey You Get offa my roof Hey You Get down from my house Hey You Get offa my roof Don't hang around or I'll shoot you down from my house baby