I shot the White House But I did not hit the President I shot the White House But I did not hit the President Firing rounds at the compound 'til a tourist dragged me down Bill Clinton was a-watching his TV When I strolled right past security So I shot, I shot his house I swear I shot the White House But I never got inside the fence, oh no no I shot the White House Guess I must have been a little tense (Attention! You, with the automatic weapon... Uhh... I'm not sure but I don't think you're Supposed to have that.) (Will agent Moe and agent Larry please proceed Immediately to the emergency area) (Soi-tainly.)(Ehhh... grab that gun, numbskull) (whoo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo)