Dr. Jack Was a quack Named Kevorkian And he worked In a shack Up in Michegan If you're sick Dr. Jack Doesn't make you healthy If you're practically Dead, he could End it with glee The cops couldn't stop Jack They tried, tried, tried... The geezers in his shack just Died, died, died, died, died... But they couldn't stop Jack Or the ivy dripping And they couldn't prevent Jack From k**ing grannies