Bob Rivers Comedy Corp - The Chimney Song lyrics

There's something stuck up in the chimney And I don't know what it is But it's been there all night long Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night But he never came, and it don't seem right And there's something in the chimney And it doesn't make a sound But I wish you Merry Christmas There's something stuck up in the chimney And I don't know what it is But it's been there all week long Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue And we don't know what we're going to do 'Cause there's something in the chimney And it doesn't move around And it's been a week since Christmas There's something stuck up in the chimney And I don't know what it is But it's been there all month long Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace Now the house smells funny; such a big disgrace That there's something in the chimney And it doesn't talk at all And it's been there since last Christmas There's something stuck up in the chimney And I don't know what it is But it's been there all year long I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year But my brother says: "He's already here." And he's stuck up in the chimney And he doesn't say a word And he'll be there every Christmas And we'll have him every Christmas