Bob Ricci - It Could Happen To U2 lyrics

[Parody of "Stuck In A Moment" by U2] Just the other day I was on my way to work When nature started calling me With an overwhelming urge Now I'm just trying to find A decent place to pee So I pulled into Mcdonalds To use the lavatory But when I walked into the john And saw what was going on, whoa It was a big disgrace to the entire male race Tears were running down his face And I said... You've got to get yourself a doctor You got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of it Don't move, I'll call a paramedic You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of it I picked up the phone And I called up 911 To tell the operator What the gentleman had done The operator chuckled And well I guess that's fair Because this all could have been avoided If he just wore some underwear Well they notified his wife And they brought the jaws of life What a crappy way to spend my day I'm saving Private Ryan, My oh my You've got to get yourself a doctor You got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of it Oh look, look at you now You got yourself stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of it He'll never walk the same again And now when he talks he sounds a lot like this And late at night when he closes his eyes He's haunted by the sound of my voice singing... You've got to get yourself a doctor You got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of it That day will always be remembered You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of it And though the worst is over He'll never live it down Hey look this week on Oprah That zipper guy is on His shame will never pa**