Bob Ricci - Internet Love Song lyrics

Met a girl over the net Saved our chats on a floppy diskette It went well for a week or two Then it all came unglued One night she said "brb" Waited up for an hour or three Then I started to realize She wasn't coming back online She frickin' blocked me Trust She frickin' blocked me La la la la We talked all night Then she put my screen name on her block list Then she clicked ok She told me she was taking a shower And she'd be back in a half hour But she pulled one over on me WTF, OMFG I was ticked, but not convinced Had to be sure before my ego was minced Good thing I'm such a whiz Signed on with my other name and yup, there she is She frickin' blocked me Trust She frickin' blocked me La la la la We talked all night Then she put my screen name on her block list Then she clicked ok That's my story, as you see Never trust a woman when she says "brb" Now it's over, and I'm torn But I signed her up for beastiality p**n She frickin' blocked me Trust She frickin' blocked me La la la la We talked all night Then she put my screen name on her block list Then she clicked ok (La la la la la la la la la la) Trust (La la la la la la la la la la) Trust (La la la la la la la la la la) Then she put my screen name on her block list (La la la la la la la la la la) She frickin' blocked me