I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon And it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace And two in time of war Smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more Yeah thats what i do, hey Mama she always told me son you really have it bad Mama she always told me son you do the best you can Then one day I met a man he came to me and said I work good and I work fine but first take care of head I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the video game And it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in the time of peace And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more Ooh ooh ooh ooh One peace one time Funny days, funny days Gimme that ba**line