Bo Burnham - Men & Women lyrics

Men are like vows Because they're easily broken Women are like cows Because they both have vaginas I said, men are like muzzles Because they'll try to shut you up No, no, no don't listen, hey Women are like puzzles Because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote Puzzles still don't A man is an eagle, a woman is a dove Women can fake orgasm, but men can fake love Women are like fingers and toes Because they're easy to count on Men are like ravens and crows Cause they hate using condoms Women are like Yahtzees, oh yeah Cause I rarely get them Yeah, men are like Nazis Because they both caused the Holocaust Oh, for every dollar man makes, a woman makes 70 cents That doesn't make sense, that's not fair, the man's only left with 30 Men and women Oh, men and women Is black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodite Oh, big finish yeah Male strippers always look like they're applying lotion Female strippers when they're dancing on the pole Just look like....confused firemen