Bo Burnham - Men And Women lyrics

men and women men are like vows, cause they are easily broken, oh yeah women are like cows, because they both have vaginas men are like muzzles, because they will try to shut you up, oh yeah women are like puzzles cause prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote (puzzles still don't) a man is an eagle, yeah, a women is a dove women can fake orgasms but men can fake love women are like fingers and toes, cause they're easy to count on men are like ravens and crows, cause they hate using condoms women are like Yahtzees, oh, cause I rarely get them men are like Nazis, cause they both caused the holocaust, (it's true) for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents that doesn't make sense, that's not fair, the man's only left with 30 oh, men and women, it's black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodite, yeah, oh yeah, yeah ah, male strippers always look like they're applying lotion and female strippers when they're dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen thanks