Bo Burnham - Nerds lyrics

I'm a f*ggot, I'm a retard, I got a girl's bag and a v-card, I got 3 friends and a whack a** ride, You can judge by the cover cuz it's sh**ty on the inside, No girls wanna f** me, trust me, I don't give a f**, don't adjust me, Just please shut your face hole for just one second, "f** you f*ggot, you're so f**ing dumb" Dumb? I'm the dumb one? Calm down Bo, just count to ten, um, One, two, three, who*e- I mean four sh**, Five, b**h- I mean six, sh**, I quit, I got no patience, you won, I'll face it Your life peaks at graduation, Well congratu-f**ing-lations, *Chorus:* Nerds, The f*ggots, The spastic fat chicks who, Sit in the back with no one to do their lab with, The nerds, The kid with acne, And tons of proactive, Packed inside his backpack, I got your back, kid, Do you know why, kid, I can rap so mean? I was reading while you were f**ing the prom queen, Huddled up reading, no lacrosse team, Huddle up, huddle up What? You lost me, Sorry bro did I interrupt the, Circle of jerks all circle jerking, I need savin, f** no, Quote the raven, no f** poe, Ah sh**, I'm b**hin, listenin They don't know what they're missing, for instance, I like poetry, instruments. Maybe we have similar interests? It's no fall balls, no balls fall, Sit and scrawl on the stall walls, 3 pm I pause, *bell rings* that sh** sounds like applause, *Chorus:* x2 Nerds, The f*ggots, The spastic fat chicks who, Sit in the back with no one to do their lab with, Nerds, The kid with acne, And tons of proactive, Packed inside his backpack, I got your back, kid She stood in line and got cut, Tried out, got cut, Loved art, but the budget got cut, Then she got numb and she only felt when she knelt and cut *Chorus:* Nerds, The f*ggots, The spastic fat chicks who, Sit in the back with no one to do their lab with, Nerds, The kid with acne, And tons of proactive, Packed inside his backpack, I got your back, kid I know it's bad kid, I got your back kid