Bo Burnham - I f** Sluts lyrics

s*uts, s*uts, I f** s*uts. s*uts get f**ed when I f** s*uts. No if's, and's or but's. I f** s*uts. I f** s*uts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-s**ing, You'll need a serene night to green-light a bu*t f**ing, But that'll be easy with sleazy old s*ut f**ing. Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to s*ut f**ing! I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the s*uts I've missed. I've never f**ed or s**ed these s*uts and thus my nuts are f**ing pissed. So when I f** the lucky s*ut my nut removes her from the list. Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut s**ing, s** it s*ut, s*ut f**ing bucket-list. s*uts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond. They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones. s*uts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash. But other s*uts are pretty and funny and smart. These s*uts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart. They can talk about science, music, or art. They can put you together or they can pull you apart. But don't trust these s*uts, don't, don't you dare. They'll force you to trust them and love them and care. And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware Of that hole in your heart that that dumb s*ut left there. So, he was lashing out with s**ist language because he had his heart broken. We all learned something.