Bo Burnham - Hell Of A Ride lyrics

[Hook:] We've had a hell of a ride But you thought we were riding to heaven, well I motherf**ing lied So crank that funky sh** to eleven Hey man Sup bro You here about Bo dude Yea the kid s**s Yea he s**s man Kids trying to rap he was in theater in high school Whoa, whoa, whoa, is that him Huh what Is that him Holy shi... Oh f** this mother f**er scares me Shut up I can't f**ing do this sh** Just shut up! [Verse 1:] Photosynthetical, I want 'em botanical And I'm kind of theoretical Quantum mechanical Alphabetical, a word puritanical Not a hypothetical I rule tyrannical Tyrannical-saurus-rex f** the system Solar plexus A lone star Texas, yeah Too smart to be s**ist, hey Slow it down; the sh**'s too quick f** it. Stick with it The kid is too sick to quit Haters: s** my dick Handle the candle, lick the wick No, stop. You're better than that C'mon, "mail" definition, there's a letter in that Spell "male" then repeat the second letter in that A.A. If you got a girl, don't let her in that I said I've got a green light, Jay Gatsby You know leaking's just for maxi So leak my tracks, they're tax-free And that's the way it should be if you ask me Take this music Choose it, use it, fuse it Abuse it, lose it If some of you like it, sweet But if it's just me, then B, let's ride the beat f** it, get a bucket My stomach is gonna upchuck Texas ranger, no walker, get up, Chuck Pixar's dicks are slick cause they f**ed up What a f**ed up stuck up s** up Say this sh** is crap, scoff Write me off cause I'm a white kid, tryin' to rap Because I'm willing to quit Just kidding, the kid'll keep k**ing this sh** oh [Hook 2x] [Verse 2:] Lyrical acrobat Listen, empirical mathematician, the miracle aftermath Is it part due to the fact the rap's elastic addict act is missin' Too smart to be dismissed, hey Miss Heart meet Mr. Fist Kids can't cut it but they try a wrist, sh** You got nothin' on me, I'm a nihilist Come on, Bo, flow Blow like the wind go Flow like the wind blow Blowin' out the window Amnesty, amnesia, I remember a window in Indonesia Pleased to meet ya I don't believe in Jesus Jesus please don't sneeze your Cheez-Its Please it's just what I believe It's not Jesus. It's Cheez-Its, right? Not like the Jeremiah Wright guy Rhyme too tight, and it's makin' you fight My skin Lite Brite Like at night what you write by Lord of the Rings, man, I'm the Tolkien white guy Too dense, gotta rewind it Hate my brain, but too sane to mind it The meanings there, but as a rule of thumb Just hum if you're too dumb to find it [Hook 2x] We had a hell of a ride But I though we were riding to heaven You motherf**ing lied So crank that f**ing sh** to eleven We had a hell of a ride But I thought we were riding to heaven You motherf**ing lied So crank that f**ing sh** to eleven You think I'm joking? (we had a hell of a ride) Well then you don't know me (but I thought) You don't know me at all (thought we were riding to heaven) You think I'm joking? (well you lied) Well then you don't know me (I'm a lie, I'm a lie) You don't know me at all (I'm a lie, I'm a lie)