Bo Burnham - God's Perspective lyrics

[Bo Burnham] Um…there's things I don't want to be miss construed my act I feel off and on. I don't wish you leave in my shell, thinking that I think I know better than people, or that I think I am better then people in general. Ok, I will put it up there. This is a song from the perspective of God [Verse 1] The books you think I wrote are way too thick Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick And I don't watch you when you sleep Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a f**ing creep [Hook 1] You're not going to heaven Why the f** did you think I'd ever kick it with you None of you are going to heaven There's a trillion aliens cooler than you [Bridge 1] You shouldn't abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to You shouldn't rape because rape is a f**ed up thing to do (It's pretty obvious just don't f**ing rape people I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.) [Verse 2] I don't think masturbation is obscene It's absolutely natural and the weirdest f**ing thing I've ever seen You make my job a living hell I sent gays to fix overpopulation Boy, did that go well [Hook 2] You're not going to heaven Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns None of you are going to heaven You're not my children, you're a bad game of Sims [Bridge 2] You shouldn't abstain from pork just cause you think that I want you to You can eat pork, because why the f** would I give a sh**? (I created the universe you think I'm drawing the line at the f**ing deli aisle?) [Verse 3] You argue and you bicker and you fight Atheists and Catholics Jews and Hindus argue day and night Over what they think is true But no one entertains the thought That maybe God does not believe in you [Hook 3] You pray so badly for heaven Knowing any day might be the day that you die But maybe life on earth could be heaven Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try? [Bridge 4] My love's the type of thing that you have to earn And when you earn it you won't need it My love's the type of thing that you have to earn And when you earn it you won't need it I'm not going to give you love just cause I know that you want me to If you want love then the love is gonna come from you Thank you very much