Bo Burnham - #Deep lyrics

This songs about how deep I am I'm really f**ing deep bro So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air? Me Neither Have you ever stopped to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there? Meat Cleaver The people in my life are like grains of sand Cause they stick together Yeah.. Often near my bu*t hole If life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fish A fish that's drowning If the artistic process is a birth can*l Than I am a freshly jellied kid Come witness my crowning Cause thoughts of mine Must be a sign that I'm Hashtag Deep (Newer version) If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither.. Me neither! (Older version) Have you ever taken a side of bacon and jacked off watching babe? Me neither! Me neither! Have you ever seen a girl on Halloween that looks like she's dressed for a rape? Yes, not her fault though you sick f**s The people in my life are like blades of gra** Cause they're all so grounded but at least gra** stays away from my bu*thole! Art is a harlot And i am her sa**y urban friend Mmm, b**h it's like your being so selfish If momma is right and the world is my oyster Than i must have an allergy to shellfish You don't know How could you know If life makes you wish you were dead Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream Hashtag Deep