Bo Burnham - White People lyrics

But white guys get a lot of sh** and it's not fair, cause we've done a lot of things, you know? We invented a lot of stuff. White guys invented everything but peanut bu*ter, I believe. That's what I was taught in school. Everything but peanut bu*ter. Doesn't sound right, but the American educational system having a racial bias? No way, Joseph. Guys, white... white people are a little uncomfortable. We'll do a racial joke about the white people so you don't feel uncomfortable. White people, we like the same foods. Favorite sandwich, peanut bu*ter and... [audience] Jelly! [Bo] jelly. Macaroni and... [audience] Cheese! [Bo] Our favorite chips, salt and vi... [audience] negar! [Bo] Wow! Who said it? Get the cameras on them. Your grandkids are gonna see this, know what a bigot their grandfather or grandmother were. Every non-white person, see who said that, find them after the show.