Bo Burnham - Sexting lyrics

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Bo Burnham - Sexting lyrics

[Chorus] Sexting It isn’t sex it’s the next best thing Sexting Aye, aye AT&T [Verse 1] I am in bed I am ready to go with you Tonight I’m thinking of taking it slow We’ll use emojis only We don’t need phonetical diction We’ll talk dirty like we’re ancient Egyptians [Verse 2] You send me a peach I send a carrot back You send a Ferris wheel That’s pretty abstract I send back a ticket stub Implying that the Ferris wheel’s your body And I’d really love admission to it Oh no! What if now you think that I’m implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? You send back a snowman Crisis averted (Thank god) [Chorus] Sexting (Whoa) It isn’t sex it’s the next best thing (Next best thing) Sexting Aye, aye AT&T [Verse 3] No more emojis, now it’s on to words I ask what you’re wearing. You reply, “A shirt” You say, “Are you naked?” I say, “Yeah, except for a top hat” You say, “lmao” but I doubt that [Verse 4] I’m getting hot at just the thought of what I’d do to you Cause in my head I’m in your bed and getting through to you They made the internet for nights like these I love you, baby Send a picture of your tits, please [Chorus] Sexting (Whoa) It isn’t sex is the next best thing (Next best thing) Sexting Aye, aye (We are Sexting) AT&T [Verse 5] You send the pic and say it’s now my turn Jesus fu*king Christ I guess I never learn My phone’s flash is my only light and The flash makes my dick look frightened I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead Because my dick looks like the baby from eraserhead You say, “I sent my titties that’s not fair” So I send it to you and then my phone dies [Outro] Another night on my own, yeah Stuck in my home, yeah Sitting alone One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah Another night on my own, yeah Stuck in my home, yeah Sitting alone One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah Another night on my own, yeah Stuck in my home, yeah Sitting alone One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah (Pussy) Another night on my own, yeah (Titties) Stuck in my home, yeah (Balls) Sitting alone One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah