Well, hello everyone! Welcome to the Rehab Center for fictional characters. Umm, alright. Lets get right to it Who wants to start us off? How about you Chris?? Chris Cringle- Umm, alright. Hey, I'm Chris Cringle. I'm a s** addict. Hey i'm Santa Clause, i'm the king of snow. I hate my wife because she is a ho, ho, ho. She used to please me every day, then she made it clear that santa's only supposed to come once a year. f**in b**h. Now I buy who*es, rock and roll, and I stuff their stockings with my north pole... (end) ...Okay Chris, thank you! Alright, who wants to go next? Patrick...frowny face! Get up here. Patrick O'Riley- Alright. I'm Patrick O'Riley, i'm a leperchaun. You all doin' good? Yeah, i'm not doing so good. I had a wonderful life, with a healthy household, and beatiful wife, and a pot full of gold. Ha. Then my wife spent my riches all by herself, and since women are b**hes, blew a keebler elf. Uh, now i drink all day and a part of me dies. Cuz my wife is getting gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys. (end) Tony the Tiger- Hey I know them! (end) Oh, hey Tony. Nice of you to show up. Where were you last week? Tony the Tiger- I had some, uh...some stuff to take care of. Hey, i'm Tony the tiger. f** it. I'll just sing it. Every day I wake up, and I get to work late. My boss says, 'hey, whats up?' I say that i'm grrrrrrrrowing tired of this sh**. The kids they laugh, 'cause i'm a sensitive cat. 'Big p**y!' I can't argue with that. If another kid gives me frosted flakes, I swear on my life...i'll eat his parents. (end) Okay Ton, thank you. So thats everybody. So lets just get down to it.... Oh, who are you? Easter Bunny- Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi. I'm the easter bunny, hey i'm back! Used to be funny now i'm hooked on crack. Heaps of h**ne ain't no joke, marshmellow peeps covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke. COKE! Drugs for life, that's my plan, but now I have no attention span... (end) Okay, i'm just going to go and get him, alright? Play nice please. I'll be right back. Chris Cringle- Hey pat did you hear? All my elves got sick. I think they got herpes from some Irish chick. Patrick O'Riley- Mother f**er... What you laughin' Tony, huh? Tony the Tiger- 'Cause it's funny! Patrick O'Riley- This is gettin rediculous. Santa, Tony could you guys please stop? Tony the Tiger- Oh Snap!....crackle and pop. haha, cuz they banged your wife. Patrick O'Riley- I'm getting out of here. This is f**ing rediculous.