Bo Burnham - New Math lyrics

Published

0 249 0

Bo Burnham - New Math lyrics

Let's do it/It's New Math What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy. And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die. And what's domain domain range? A kid with too much in his pants And two balls, minus one Six/Seven titles at the Tour de France Cancer/Gets worse... Yo, split a decision with long division Take the circumference of your circumcision. Live like your data, when you're all set, Put it all together, and whatever you get It's New Math It's New Math And what's a bag of chips divided by five? Well, that's a Nike worker's meal. And Santa Claus multiplied by i Well, I guess that makes him real. And the square root of the NBA Is Africa in a box. How do you trace a scatter plot? You give the pencil to Michael J. Fox. Whatever Take the approximate moral proportion Of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion Live like your data, when you're all set, Put it all together, and whatever you get It's New, it's New, it's New, it's New, it's New Math And if you took a factor tree Of the factors that caused my girl to leave me You'd have a tree Full of Asian p**n. C-A-L C-U-Lator Mathematical minds make industrial smog What's the opposite of ln(x) Duraflame the unnatural log Support the farmers with a pro-tractor Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common factor Live like your data, and when you're all set Put it all together and whatever you get It's New, it's New, it's New, All right, word problems, ready? If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop With a $20 bill and he's ready to buy In order to predict his volume change You'll need to know the value of Pi And there's a metal train that's a mile long And at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her How long 'til it reaches and k**s the driver Provided that he is a good conductor And if 10% of men are gay 20% of men are Chinese What are the odds that a man chosen at random Spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees? And if Kim is half as old as Bobby Who is two years older than 12 year old Tori For how many more 30 day months Will their threesomes be considered statutory rape? 'Cause math can be s**y 'Cause having s** is like quadratic expansion, If it can't be split then it's time to stop And having s** is like doing fractions It's improper for the larger one to be on top Having s** is like math homework I do it best when I'm alone in my bed And squaring numbers are just like women If they're under 13 just do them in your head. It's New Math