Bo Burnham - NERDS (LIVE) lyrics

I'm a f*ggot, I'm a retard I got a girl's bag and a v-card I got 3 friends and a whack a** ride You can judge by the cover but it's sh**ty on the inside No girls wanna f** me, trust me I don't give a f**, don't adjust me Just please shut your face hole for just one second "f** you f*ggot, you're so f**ing dumb" Dumb? I'm the dumb one? Calm down bo, just count to ten, um One, two, three, who*e- I meant four sh** Three, four, five, b**h- I meant six, sh** I quit, I got no patience, you won, I face it Your life peaks at graduation Well congratu-f**ing-lations *Chorus:* Nerds The f*ggots The spastic fat chicks who Sit in the back with no one to do their lab with The nerds The kid with acne And tons of proctive Packed inside his backpack I got your back, kid Do you know why, kid, I can rap so mean? I was reading while you were f**ing the prom queen Huddled up reading, no lacrosse team Huddle up, huddle up What? You lost me Sorry girl did I inturrupt the Circle of jerks all circle jerking I need to savin, f**, no Quote the raven, f** poe Ah sh**, I'm b**hin, listen They don't know what they're missing, for instance I like poetry, I like instruments. Similar interests? It's no fall balls, no balls fall Just sit and scawl on the stall walls 3 pm I pause, *bell rings* that sh** sounds like applause *Chorus:* x2 Nerds The f*ggots The spastic fat chicks who Sit in the back with no one to do their lab with Nerds The kid with acne And tons of proctive Packed inside his backpack I got your back, kid She stood in line and got cut Tried out, got cut Loved art, but the budget got cut Then she got numb but she only felt when she knelt and cut *Chorus:* Nerds The f*ggots The spastic fat chicks who Sit in the back with no one to do their lab with Nerds The kid with acne And tons of proctive Packed inside his backpack I got your back, kid I know it's bad kid I got your back kid