Bo Burnham - My lyrics

One two three four People think I'm tall You probably do too Got a big hat size and a 16 shoe And a 16 shoe As tall as a tree But as wide as a twig To top it all off My wiener is...tiny My wiener is tiny Doesn't make any sense it's only 2 1/2 Whenever I'm naked even Asians laugh (Asian tune) It'll be like nothing you've ever felt I'm the only guy who needs a condom belt (What?) Please don't be mean Please don't be a jerk I've tried all those pills Trust me they don't work Trust me they don't work If girth was a virtue I'd end up in hell Right now I'm erect and you can't even tell You can't even tell I hate myself Why isn't it long! Did my circumcision go horribly wrong When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob I can only give you a finger job Wanna be the stud now I'm the stooge Wouldn't be weird if my balls weren't so huge But my balls are huge! I guess it would be great if I was hung like a horse I gotta let nature take its course Nature takes its course Just kidding I'm huge Sorry about the Asian part