Bo Burnham - Im Bo Yo (Extended Version) lyrics

It was all a dream, I used to read a quick Nick magazine Ren and Stimpy, Tommy Pickles and the games between I'm watching TV in the dark Every Saturday Double dare with my main man Marky Mark Summers, Falls, Winters and Springs I've seen 19 sets cut me open count the rings But I wish that I could be 8, 9, or 10 Wearing "Life is Good" t-shirts that made sense back then You wanna know me well here's a list; When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed I like palindromes like "do geese see god?" Or "go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog." And I can do a rubix cube in a minute 20 Fast food and the internet's plenty for me I'm simple with one dimple And a weird mole thing on my left nipple I'm part of the fattest country on the global scale And were phat with a ph on the ph scale Because we're so basic Give us a house and a car and a kid So we can raise it praise it blaze it up And get lasik to see how bad we f**ed it up We all had braces our smiles are fake Another mother saw her hotter daughter's water break The Miley Cirus virus is as bad as it gets And similarly as bad as simile Tourette's Cause like its like I like my right to like But like I also have like a life to write right? Wrong This is a road k** song but I couldn't follow the bouncing ball during the sing along I'm a little tea pot whose steaming mad because the worlds not terrible cause I'm hot 1, 2, f** You I take a stroll around the block to relax my mind And then I walk by the clock just to pa** the time And rhymin', mathematical timin', syntax impacts the intact hymen trust me You don't want to f** with me check my record Wrecked it on my SAT's I got a 780 math, 730 verbal Kick a Jonas brother and he'll fart out a gerbil Voice so sweet call me Mr. Herbal Tea More deadly than Joseph Goebbel's pee In a swastika Dixie cup I got a dick full of helium I'll f** you up Put up your fists its a battle of wits And if you bring your facts sis Just the cattle with tits And I'll get mad at their zits And paddle their bits With saddles and whips And rattle their clits...that was rude.....