Bo Burnham - I'm Bo Yo lyrics

[Intro] I don't know if all boy scouts are gay As they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... Got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it, Girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming, But girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My sh**'s so hot I leave your toilet bowl steamin I'm gonna tarot like the cards of the gypsies You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses. And if your pants are loose, I re-pleat ya. You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meat ya [Chorus] I'm bo yo I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather you weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot Whoa yeah! Hey! What the f**'s a g spot? [Verse 1] Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3 Spin that plane around you got a third world country. That's right, consider yourself warned I'm offensive and creative like handicapped p**n Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK excuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphragm, a** looks like your hidin ham. First base, were making out Second base, I'm getting faked out. Said, third base, I'm getting take out And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out But I, just don't know I said I, just don't care I said My flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear And you can spell and smell my stink B.O. lingers and it makes you think [Chorus] Cause I'm bo yo And I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather you, weather, whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot And I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G spot Whoa Yeah! Provided that you point me in the general direction [Verse 2] But get ready, Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts, I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. Cause I skeeter so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise. Oh, Nickelodeon and cum. What? Yo! I'm blowin up like I thought I would I'm circumsized because I don't cum from the hood. My girl's epileptic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with Come on you Asian child laborer show me what your workin with Oooh large machinery Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and s** I'm talking bout religious sects like a Mormon sect That says you can't have s** with members of different sects, but you can't Have s** with members of the same s** So if the sects can't be different, the s** can't be same, then the only s** Left is some left hand shame And girl I left you cause you left the game and if that don't feel right then you can write my name [Chorus] Cause I'm bo yo I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather you, weather, whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot I'm a real G, That can really find your G-spot Whoa, yeah! Oh, but I'm inadequate, have I gotten that point across yet? [Verse 4] Yo, my junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude beach people Think I'm lookin for lost rings Play the skin flute Your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings. Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin' Cause I'm not h*mophobic, my morals are straight and If I'm in the closet then you are below me Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey Yeah. YO! Yeah! WHAT! [Chorus] Cause I'm bo yo I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather you, weather, whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater I'm hot, I'm a real g that can really find your what now... Oh. Yeah! [Outro] Well I'm bo yo. Yo What! I'm representin you! I'm representin the people from 01982 yo. Oooh. Yeah. What! Yo motha f**a! Tinkle! Yeah!