Bo Burnham - Have You Ever? (Me Neither) lyrics

Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree And take to the air? Me neither Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme But the right words just weren't there? Meat cleaver Have you ever looked at your life With a sense of wonder while you wonder why your life Is underwhelming? That was deep Like why do I feel most awake when I'm fast asleep? Deep, deep Have you ever taken A side of bacon And jacked off watching Babe? Me neither (Yells) Me Neither! Have you ever a girl on Halloween That looks like she's dressed for a rape? Yep (speaks)Definitely. I'm not making light of it, but have some respect for yourself Have you ever looked at your life With a sense of wonder while you wonder why your life Is underwhelming? That was gay; But gay in a really not h*mophobic way