Blue Raspberry - Guys and Girls lyrics

[Refrain:Apathy & Blue Raspberry ] You girls are all the same You girls are all the same Same problem, different name You girls are all the same You guys are all the same You guys are all the same Same problems, different games You guys are all the same [Verse 1:Apathy] I hate to stereotype but most of y'all are very alike Acting s*utty when you swear that you're the marrying type That's why we never try to turn a ho into a housewife I'll admit it, hit it and quit it, sounds about right With them girls, your wife, the ones who ain't disposable Tend to be uptight and just a little too emotional Quick to start a fight and quick to tell you they'll get over you The one you looking at, the front door they wanna go with you I'm trying to keep it all in perspective When they get possessive it's slightly obsessive Wanna know the name of every girl that I slept with Trying to check my text messages is excessive You need to be cool and don't rush us Moving in them shampoo bottles and toothbrushes Confused, we ain't used to them luffa sponges Different chick, different name You girls are all the same [Refrain:Apathy & Blue Raspberry] [Verse 2:Apathy] I know what you're thinking: that guys only want one thing Never want one girl, we want more than one fling Two-timing two-faced we don't give two sh**s And usually all our fantasies involve two chicks The guys you want seem so non-existent Ones who ain't ignorant or over-persistent A guy who doesn't have a phobia of commitment Not phony or distant, got the proper equipment, right? You need to keep it all in perspective If he seem protective he's probably possessive Wanna know the name of every dude that you slept with Going through your emails like he's some detective You need to be cool, just don't sweat him And if the motherf**er start acting up dead him If he threaten to leave believe you should let him Different dude, different game You guys are all the same [Refrain:Apathy & Blue Raspberry]