Blue Dogs - If I Had A Boat lyrics

And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat And if I were Roy Rogers, I'd sure enough be single, I Couldn't bring myself to marryin' no Dale, Well it'd just be me and Trigger, we'd go riding through them movies, And We'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail. And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat Now the mystery masked man was smarter, he got himself a Tonto 'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free but Tonto he was smarter, and one day said Kemosabe, "Well kiss my a**, I bought a boat, I'm going out to sea" And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat And if I were like lightning, I wouldn't need no sneakers, Well I'd come and go whenever I would please, And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree, and I'd scare 'em by the light post, But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea. And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat Me upon my pony on my boat