Blossom Toes - Mrs Murphy's Budgerigar lyrics

If I had a bus I'd, ah……. Mrs. Murphy's budgerigar is lost today Nobody's really certain why it ran away It wan't that she didn't feed it, cause she was very kind So if you see it, would you mind just phoning? There's a lady with a rusty pram to sell Is she joking when she says it runs quite well? Any reasonable offer will not refuse. I'm sure She'll even bring it to your door for inspection If I was very rich, I know I'd buy old bikes that didn't go to see old ladies smiling Someones got a train set and that's a thing I'm for This one so they say will cover half your floor I bet somebody's crying a little in that house today Because they have to move away and sell everything Mrs. Murphy's budgerigar, I know you're free Certainly it's nicer living in your tree But Mrs. Murphy's budgerigar won't you just visit home Cause Mrs. Murphy's missing you. She's all alone