Bloops - The Honesty Song lyrics

I'm glad I'm not retarded That would be really bad I'm glad I don't have autism That would be really sad I'm glad my brain functions normally I'm glad I'm an average student I'm glad I don't drool all over myself I'm glad I'm not really stupid Hey! At least I'm being honest Being gay is okay, but it's kind of disgusting, too Hey! At least I'm being honest I'm not attracted to black girls and Mexicans scare me, too What if I meet a midget? Do I call him a little person or a dwarf? What if I meet a Klingon like Commander Whorf? I'm glad I don't have cancer ‘Cause those people freak me out If an Indian calls should I answer with, "How are you?" Or just… "How" Hey! At least I'm being honest Being gay is okay, but it's kind of disgusting, too Hey! At least I'm being honest I'm not attracted to black girls and Mexicans scare me, too SPOKEN: Man, I saw this guy in a wheelchair on the street today, and I wanted to cross to the other side of the street, but you know, I was afraid that he'd think that I was showing off my legs, so, you know, I didn't know what to do… so, after I thought about it for a second, I did what any red-white-and-blue-blooded American would do. I turned around and I ran the other way. I ran the other way... Hey! At least I'm being honest Being gay is okay, but it's kind of disgusting, too Hey! At least I'm being honest I'm not attracted to black girls and Mexicans scare me, too Hey! At least I'm being honest Being gay is okay, but it's really disgusting, dude Hey! At least I'm being honest I'm not attracted to black girls and Latinas are kind of cute Honesty is a virtue