Bloops - Mercury's Beard lyrics

Mercury's Beard Mercury's Beard The closest planet to the sun has got facial hair (x2) My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas (x4) Jupiter's big and Saturn's got rings Pluto's so small and Earth has got living things But Mercury's got a beard Hey, Mercury's got a beard ZZ Top couldn't top Mercury's beard My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas (x4) Mercury's Beard Mercury's Beard The closest planet to the sun's a Hell's Angel in outer space My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas (x2) Mercury's Beard (x2) My Very Educated Mother My Very Educated Mother Mercury's Beard My Very Educated Mother Mercury's Beard My Very Educated Mother Mercury's Beard My Very Educated Mother, yeah!