Bloodhound Gang - Right Turn Clyde lyrics

Times New Roman you know the type Callin' me Public Enemy but Don't Believe The Hype Tough guy like the one in Star 80 wanna bait me Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit Completely incompatible though I'm a p**y and you're a dick How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job? Should have known bu*ter but you're not corn on the cob I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the Academy Awards That's why I Ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay? You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee All in all you're just another dick with no balls All in all you're just another dick with no balls Mama said talk this out and resolve Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool Half with it half wit half finished high school Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like 'em battered Wifebeater perfectly fitting apparel Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl? Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care? No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone When you're chokin' your chicken your chick will be chokin' on this chicken's bone All in all you're just another dick with no balls All in all you're just another dick with no balls Right turn Clyde Right turn Clyde Right turn Clyde Right turn Clyde Right turn Clyde Right turn Clyde Right turn Clyde Right turn Clyde