Bloodhound Gang - Chew Toy lyrics

Woah-Oh-oh, Woah-Oh-oh. [x4] Can't by love so let's just make it. Jealous of your dog cause he's seen you naked. I'll sniff your rear, if I get my paws on ya. Think that's weird? Wait till you hear how we're gonna Role play, The Color Purple, do sh** you'd read in Trent Reznor's journal. f** to the sound of a zombie choir, till your private parts look like they've been in a fire. Turned on, but it feels so wrong, like when you relate to a NickelBack song. Inhibition is gone with the blinds drawn, but you don't mind doing it with the lights on. Cause I bet the kind of love that you make to a man would look good as a mural on my uncles van. He rents to own lend me his cologne, now I feel like a wolf with a saxophone. You make me Looney Tunes, I hallucinate. When I see you, I see steak. Smirk, nod, wet my lips like when a black running-back knows how great he is. With an amazing win, back in a stadium full of motherf**ers that regret trading him. But I digress, Why's your dress not on the floor? Thighs and breasts make the best fried chicken but yours Made the bucket list, don't know what the f** that is, something like a dying wish. Wish I was dying with you on top of me like a fraction. A 10 that's over 18 can't do the math then, cram time, you got behind, let me school that bu*t like it's Columbine. So fine, like Charlie Brown's hair. Out to get you over hear and in your underwear. Hit that p**y at home, like a predator drone. Now I feel like a wolf with a saxophone. You make me Looney Tunes, I hallucinate. When I see you, I see steak. My jaw hit the floor as someone played the trumpet. Then my tongue rolled out, now ain't that some sh**? Heard a foghorn, then my heart popped out. It was shaped like a heart, what the f** is that about? Woah-Oh-oh, Woah-Oh-oh. [x8] You make me Looney Tunes, I hallucinate. When I see you, I see steak.