Bloodhound Gang - Ballad of Chasey Lain by The Bloodhound Gang lyrics

Dear'chasey lain i wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask If i can eat your a** Write back as soon as you can You had a lot of dick Had alot of dick I had alot of time Had alot of time You had alot of dick chasey But you ain't had mine Dear'chasey lain I wrote to complain You never wrote me back How could i ever eat your a** When you treat your biggest fan like that You had alot of dick Had alot of dick I had alot of time Had alot of time You had alot of dick chasey But you ain't had mine Dear' chasey lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your a** You had a lot of dick Had alot of dick I had alot of time Had alot of time You had alot of dick chasey But you ain't had mine P.s mom and dad this chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show'em them titties Now show'em them titties P.s mom and dad this is chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show'em them titties Now show'em them titties Would you f** me for blow "this is ridiculous how do you Expect me to work with this Distraction" --- .