Poet's problem, patron's sin Puts me in the place I'm in Pa**ion's letter, poison pen On these two things I can depend You will write your number, that's not all I will not be there when you call I think I'll do a line and then again... Dirty dealer's school of thought An armchair for the strength you've lost The TV set's been on all night You were wrong and I was right You will write your number on the wall I will not be there when you call I think I'll do a line and then again...