Blondie - Love At The Pier lyrics

We fell in love down at the pier. You were sunbathing, i was around. Soon we were sharing a beer. We fell in love at the pier. I'm no sentimental slob so don't think i'm queer . You got somethin' baby, and it ain't just my beer. Well, maybe it's the hot pants, maybe the heat, or was it the sneakers you kicked of your feet? I sat under my umbrella to keep my pearly skin. You tanned your oily body looking like sin. Well, soon i was sweatin' and i wanted to leave. You slipped into the water from to much grease. Well, i saw you yelling. I just couldn't hear, so i screamed back at ya "honey keep the beer!" We never consummated our outside love affair. Too much tar and water. Too much hot air. Oh, what a tragic end to love that was lost. We would have stood a chance if we met in the frost, but... We fell in love down at pier. You were sunbathing, i was around. Now i go to beaches with my girlfriend. No more love splinters in my rear end.