Block McCloud - Crazy Man StraitJacket lyrics

[Hook: Block McCloud] (x2) The doctor's telling me I may be mad Maybe it's cause we living in this crazy land I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land [Verse 1: Block McCloud] I feel disconnected, distant like heaven Missed what the reverend said it's a bit upsettin' Wishin' that I'd listened better cause yes, I'm sinnin' f**in' a nun in her c*nt while her head's spinnin' Piss like a kid that's wetting his bed linen I'm twisted on meds having s** with dead women Lost in the sauce, my foster mom forced me to drink As she peeled my foreskin back and s**ed it off 'till it was pink Thoughts that I think as I wash my balls in a sink My balls up in my stomach that's why they call them a shrink Like Cobain on c**aine Feelin' no pain on Soul Train With a gold chain 'bout to throw flames Like propane and I won't play with a full deck This whole game is jokers Wild as I go insane in the membrane like Cypress Or that white b**h that played Lois Lane Margot Kidder, I'mma go get 'em And hit her in the sh**ter I'm a psycho k**er [Hook] [Verse 2: Celph Titled] I bring a hammer to a slow jam Throw wrenches in your program Nail gun through both hands Screwdriver's in your throat, damn Make you a known example Throw roman candles, hone the poison arrows Boy destroy a pair, I'll roast your flannel Demonically possessed, doctors suggest I am a psycho Chainsaw on my gun like a Gears of War rifle Q-tip s** on a platter mask Gripping a talking Cabbage Patch with C4 and a battery pack Yeah I'm actually that, insane med pills Visions of chasing enemies while I'm on my f**ing treadmill Merry Christmas, kiss the barrel under the mistletoe (Mwooah!) Shot every part of your body b**h except I missed your toe If it's a diss you'll know, scalpel to your torso carving slow Rollin' out intestines like a garden hose (Or) Make you swallow a 40 ounce And see how many karate chops it takes To punch your stomach 'till the bottle breaks [Hook] (x2) [Verse 3: R.A. The Rugged Man] I'm lamping, I'm cold lamping I'm amped and I slice you up like Crystal Lake camping Like Daddy Kane said it, "Stop Shammin'" I'm boastin' I'm braggin' ravin' and rantin' Leaving you deader than Bruce's son Brandon And I sent you to the moon like Ralph Kramden I'm the craziest of the crazies in history Charles Manson's a p**y, he wanna be a musician, I piss on that hippie I'm the reason the Zodiac's still missing f** Jeffrey Dahmer was a b**h He f**ed boys and got murdered in prison And David Berkowitz the Son of Sam He talked to doggies Gacy was a clown none of them f**in' with Rugged Man I'm demented, delusional, shock treatment, lunatic Critters Cut out your livers with scissors I'm splittin' the wig of you wiggers Sho Kosugi, ninjas, Rambo, sleep-away camp slashers Heather Thomas posters in my brain, the 80s never pa**ed us Central Park I'm stealing purses and I'm robbing the joggers They wanna lock us, I'm raping the nurses and murdering the doctors Come on [Hook] (x2) [Outro: Various scratches and samples] (They made you believe) (There's no one really crazy as me) (I drove myself miles, searching for sanity) (The world's like a cell, got created just to hold me) I'm crazy! Crazy man! Crazy! Crazy! [Hook] (x2)