Blink 182 - Happy Holidays You Bastard lyrics

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**in' presents It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**in' presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts, And I'll never talk to you again, unless your dad will s** me off I'll never talk to you again unless your mom will touch my co*k I'll never talk to you again ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**in' hotdogs It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**in' hotdogs and he sh** sh** sh**s his pants. He's always f**in' sh**tin' his pants And I'll never talk to you again unless your dad will s** me off I'll never talk to you again unless your mom will touch my co*k I'll never talk to you again ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again