Blink 182 - Josie (Live in L.A.) lyrics

Tom- I masturbated like 5 times within the last 24 hours It's gonna fall off, it hurts!!! Do i look feminine when i stand like this? (Intro Starts) Tom- I met Christina Applegate this morning Mark- Ehh? Tom- I think she looked at my bu*t (Intro Ends) Mark- Lets hear it for blow jobs people! (Song Starts) Yeah my girlfriend! Takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive And she doesn't get all jealous When I hang out with the guys She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero's just because (yeah just because) And my girlfriend Likes U.L and D.H.C And she's so smart and independent I don't think she needs me Quite half as much as I know I need her I wonder why there's not another Guy that she'd prefer And when I feel like giving up Like my world is falling down I show up at 3a.m She's still up watching vacation And I see her pretty face It takes me away to a better place and I know that everything Know that everything Know that everything Everything's gonna be fine I know that everything Know that everything Know that everything Everything's gonna be fine (PFFFTTT!!!) And my girlfriend Takes collect calls from the road And it doesn't seem to matter That I'm lacking in the buldge She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does (haha!) She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero's just because And when I feel like giving up Like my world is falling down (that was the wrong note) I show up at 3a.m She's still up watching vacation And I see her pretty face It takes me away to a better place and I know that everything Know that everything Know that everything Everything's gonna be fine(8x) (Bridge) Whats up Ladies!? I wanna see some naked b**bies.....Orgasm! I know that everything Know that everything Know that everything Everything's gonna be fine(8x) Tom- whoa Mark- Thank you. What? What? You love me? You dont love me! You just love my doggy style! Tom- I love your doggy style! Mark- Were writing a new record right now... Tom- and we s** at it! Mark- and its gonna s** even worse than Dude Ranch! Tom- f**!!