Listen everybody, I'm going to sing a song It won't be dirty, and it won't be long When you want some whiskey, right off the *stove* Go over, and see Miss Stella Gold The gals from the alley, slipping all around Telling everybody, they're leaving town I got a yellow gal, and a brown named Mame But the best I've ever had, was the old Crow Jane Met a funny fellow, he didn't like girls Painted his face, and with his hair all curls I'm staying with a woman, about fifty‑two I thought she was too old, I'm telling you