Blaze Foley - Officer Norris lyrics

[Chorus] Dear Officer Norris is that really your name Why do all you Policemen all look just the same With your big heavy pistols and your bullets galore I bet your feet are just as flat as the floor You read us our rights but you read them to fast Officer Norris would you please kiss my a** Officer Norris, Officer Norris, get down on your knees [Verse 1] Oh ease dabble ease dabble We shouldn't have tried Go down to Columbus Georgia we was so fried And the police get you if you look strange at night If you're wearing polyester double knit you're all right But we only had blue jeans Our eyes was red They said they knew that we was awful All the good folks was in bed But what do they know What do they know They don't know everything [Verse 2] No sheets on the bed Just a blanket of blue If I was your momma I'd run out on you Were you in Korea and Vietnam too Or did you learn in college like the young policemen do You learned how to use handcuffs And how to time your own brakes Getting free cups of coffee, free coffee cakes From middle aged women thats already married From middle aged womens thats already married [Chorus]