Blatz - Berkeley Is My Baby (and I Wanna k** It) lyrics

oh, its a town of f**ing fantasy, wish i went to ucb cause there are thirty thousand stupid kids and they're all brain washed into what they see it's a college never-never land. dropping acid and starting bands, super liberal hypocrites, what the hells this hippie sh**? berkely is my baby sparkling nice and clean. if its such a mellow place, why do i feel so mean? oh, berkeley is my baby and i wanna k** it berkeley is my baby and i wanna k** it hanging out up telegraph, your waste of money just makes me laugh. all the stores are just waiting for you to buy their sweaters and drink their brew. there's a double dose if police to herd the homeless off the streets. cops and schools work hand in hand to wipe the deviants from the land. berkeley is my baby but i should've aborted it. had some doubts in the waiting room but now im stuck with it. oh, berkeley is my baby and i wanna k** it, berkeley is my baby and i wanna k** it. berkely is my baby but i shouldve aborted it.