Blastermann - My Favourite Scumpit lyrics

This town has no culture This town has no cla** This town has these who*es all shaking their arse This town has more pawn shops than people to steal from This town has corners a many to deal from Steal my car Ill buy it back from you Half the price So I dont rat on you Take my watch Get to cash converters Pawn your own mum and your grandmas curtains This town has crime This town has pigs This town had grime And wannabe stigs This town has rhymes Guys sleeping in grids Guys snatching bags from little old bids This town Has drunken slobs Guys shoving pills Into their gobs Alcoholics Human blobs Bad weather Lack of jobs Chorus This is my favorite scumpit A dirty little place With no rules Look deeper And you dont see nothing Just a place thats built by fools Cowboy builders Named bob Robberies Insurance jobs Why we live here is beyond me But its the same all through the country No queens English Afternoon tea No warm beer Only cold for me No ones posh Everyones crooked Everyones drunk Everyones busted 12-year-old piss ups are a must Drinking white lightening Waiting for the school bus When we get there stab someone up We dont pull hair We aim for the gut We thought rubbers were just for blowing up Thats until our girlfriends start swelling up 9 months later what does he do? Down to cash converters Swap for a ps2 This is my favorite scumpit A dirty little place With no rules Look deeper And you dont see nothing Just a place thats built by fools