Blastermann - Fat b**h lyrics

Verse 1 Posing for the lads for a slap of your cellulite Cauliflower arse hanging out of your tights Nothing f**ing fits u Why no one wants to hit u The fats about to rip through Your falling out Sagging tits and a** And you're calling out Buy some clothes that fit u You're fooling no one And I think you have some issues Here's number one You're the size of a planet So go orbit the sun Chorus Fat b**h No one wants to f** u your a Fat b**h Take what u can get u f**ing Fat b**h Ur clothes don't fit u your a Fat b**h Fat b**h Verse 2 And let me explain to u You shouldn't wear a thong Looks like a scene From king Kong And I ain't being mean It's just the things wrong Looking at you is like swallowing my tongue And you're such a f**ing slag Give her 5 years And call her a f*g hag What's in her bag, f*gs? What size do you think you are? Are you delirious? I'd say forty Maybe sixty Maybe ninety Or one fifty To get a f** The guys gotta be tipsy Verse 3 Fat b**h Saggy tits Wobbly bits Cellulite hips Muffin top Too big for that top Might wanna stop Before you drop