[Verse 1] Empty house, Empty Rooms, Empty bottle of Petron I need to go out but not around here There is nowhere we haven't gone There's this travel agent that I know who says Cozumel is real nice And so he got me a deal on a flight and a room and a little bit of free advice [Chorus] Don't drink the water I told him that's ok I am not going down To Mexico to drink the water anyway [Verse 2] Blake haven't you been there yeah (Blake) I've been there a time or two They got some sweet Senoritas That are more than glad to meet you But I'm telling you boy that whatever you do [Chorus] Corona or Tecate or my old friend Jose I am not going down To Mexico to drink the water anyway [Verse 3] On this trip anything I sip better have a kick and a burn Strong enough to get you off my mind Little by little and a little grub of worm [Outro] No one I know goes to Mexico To drink the water anyway