Blacker - When Laughing Cows Don't Laugh lyrics

Did my mom tell you that I love you? Did she tell you I wanted a hug? Well if she did she was bloody well lying 'Cos I'm a freak, I'm a rebel I'm a thug I spraypaint walls at random I'd be smoking round the back I'd be swearing at your mother Because that's my way of good craic The only time it changes is when Laughing cows don't laugh The sun and the moon don't shine It's one at these seldom times of time That I admit to the world that you're mine Time changes as you grow The world opens up to your face There is plenty of oppertunity But I let it all to waste 'Cos I'm a punk, i'm an idiot I'm the one your mother warned you 'bout I'l pour gasoline all over your house Just to hear your parents scream and shout But when laughing cows don't laugh And the sun and the moon don't shine When this happens seldom times Tell the world that you are mine I'll change, I can change Change to who you want me to be I can change I can change When the laughing cows don't laugh And the sun and the moon don't shine I can change I can change In that seldom space of time I can change Seriously I can No i'm not kidding! Honest to god I can! Do you wanna have a bet Put me down for 50 bucks I bet I can change I swear i'm not bulls***ing I'm serious! Thats it i'm not hanging around with a bunch of wasters like yourselves I'm going home good day to you all (Ye f*ggots)