dear mom i'm sorry for being such an a** I k**ed the cat i broke your gla** i'm sorry i'm such a pain in the neck nobody's perfect but what the heck i'm sorry that i didn't pay attention I'm sorry that I'm on suspension It wasn't me, honestly, It was joe I'm a good boy Dear dad i'm sorry for kicking your a** I know you're weak and soft like gra** I shouldn't have listened to the voices in my head It's not my fault, it's paranoia i'm sorry for robbing all your booze and giving it to hobo dudes I didn't want to but they made me i'm a good boy Dear drug dealer i'm sorry i kissed your a** then you knocked me out with a bit of bra** i thought if i s**ed up you'd let me go See, i'm depressed so now you know I'm sorry i gave you in to the cops Telling them you was growing illegal "crops" I wouldn't have done it if you had been nice I'm a good boy Dear rover i'm sorry for booting you hard in the a** whilst you was sniffing the drug grown gra** i'm sorry that i stood on your tail it wasn't my fault, i was pissed on ale i'm sorry that i didn't give you doggy treats it's not my fault the tin was jammed i'm a good boy dear joe i'm really sorry for blaming your a** you was actually in the gym that day but i'm already in so much trouble i guess i'm not such a good boy