Blacker - Is My Hair Ok? lyrics

I got a date tonight My date looks cool, so shall I I did the most I could do to make myself cool Except one major problem I need a freaking haircut I sprint into town all the places' closed Don't know what i'll do I can't do it myself 'Cos I'll make a holy mess The dance is starting, What can I do She's probably waiting, F**k it she's waiting I'll have to wear a hat Wait says me I've got an idea So I sprint to my mom Yo mom can you cut my hair and make it look cool I can says she, why, gotta a date in school? Aw look my little guy is growing up Since the time I held you're hair whilst you was throwing up Ok, got the scissors now get in place And mind no hairs go down your back or on your face Yo mama, Have to say, Is my hair ok? Yes dear sweetie it's fine So I sprint back home and I look into the mirror And did I get a shock and a half My hair was a mess, my hair was a state I look like a f***ing giraffe I look like a f***ing giraffe I look like a f***ing giraffe